Chris
“Cussword”
Smooth like butter, with a hint of "God damn".
Career Stats
163
Chalks
3
Stickers
6.8
Avg Chalk
0
Green Lines
24
Days Played
0
Current Streak
4
Best Streak
Recent Game Days
Fun day of hoops yesterday with a very tired Reggie winning the sticker. Somehow my 2025 All Star team won 3 games together. My teammates still sucked but I managed to carry them in two of the games. Also can't explain why Chris's shot isn't affected by the wind. 🤷♂️Have a good week and see you Sunday. Thanks for playing!
Good day of hoops yesterday with Freshjosh taking the win and also qualifying for All Star Green Line competition. RB made two green lines and Crumbles had two and a half crumbles. GLeague had a good plus/minus in the fourth quarter.
Fresh Josh came through like a bucket-getting machine on March 29th, dropping 8 chalk and absolutely running the show for the Plowground hoopers in perfect hooping weather—overcast skies and a crisp 68 degrees with zero rain to slow anyone down. G League brought the heat with 6 chalk and Moody Marvin kept things lively with 7, but let's be real, Fresh Josh was on another level and earned that sticker fair and square. Meanwhile, Crumbles and Creatine were out here playing like they split a single bucket between them with just 2 chalk each—better luck next time fellas. The vibe was immaculate, the weather was clean, and the Plowground hoopers showed up ready to get buckets on a Sunday that nobody will forget.
Good day hoops yesterday with enough peeps so ole Dave could rest some. Freshjosh took the win and also the free throw contest so next week starts a new one. RB made three green line shots as well 🤦♂️. No crumbles from Joe that I can remember. Thanks everyone for playing and have a good week.
Fun and interesting day of hoops and fortunately got more in before the rain than expected. 😠 and I are tied for the sticker for now and hopefully have a shootout Sunday. It was great to get to meet Reggie's dad, only wish I could have embarrassed WR on the court but those days are long gone. RB managed to get one more chalk than his client and the new guy made some shots but left early. On a serious note, words cannot express my disappointment that Chris made a green line shot and to make it even worse, it looked good. Not sure when I will get over it and may have to go get some McDonald's for therapy.
Sun, Mar 1, 2026 — RB burns it up
9 players
Fun day of hoops yesterday and thankful for the good weather for a change. Joe's sports agent RB won the day scoring double figure chalk. Both RB and his client also made a green line shot. There is a new requirement for the green line competition for the All Star Sunday. You must make one green line shot in a game to qualify, it's called the "Chris Rule". Previous makes this year count for the competition. Somehow Moody only went 3/5 from the free throw line, I could hardly sleep last night💥. Have a great week and thanks for playing.
It was the most windy day ever for Sunday Hoops, fortunately the triple chalk made it worthwhile. It was a heavy load but we managed to carry Chrisscussword to another Sunday win. Joe crumbled a couple of times, Ale pulled out some GLeague shht, and I made a layup. Thanks RB for making the trek from Awandaw. Hopefully better weather soon.
Very windy day of Sunday Hoops. Thanks to those that played, I appreciate the day off. Moody won his first sticker as reigning 2025 average chalk champion. I won free throw contest since Freshirritated didn't shoot his free throws. RB made a green line shot, Chris did not. We have some players out of town next week, so everyone else ice up and take whatever PEDs you need to play.
Sun, Jan 4, 2026
10 players
The first Sunday Hoops of the year was big fun and triple chalk as well! Fortunately Freshjosh went 4/5 from the blue line to send Jordan home without the sticker or any satisfaction. Thanks everyone for playing and see you Sunday!



