
Chris
“Cussword”
Smooth like butter, with a hint of "God damn".
Career Stats
281
Chalks
4
Stickers
7.2
Avg Chalk
3
Green Lines
39
Days Played
1
Partial Days
0
Current Streak
5
Best Streak
Free Throws
5/5
FT Made / Att
100.0%
FT%
1
Days Shot
1
Perfect Days
0
FT Titles
Recent Game Days
Sun, Sep 20, 2026 — Lies
7 players
Sun, Sep 13, 2026 — Rain Delay
10 players
3 partialFree Throws
Interesting day of Sunday Hoops. The rain with all of the blue sky was stupid. At the end of the day RB won the sticker in a shootout with Freshjosh and zpennyless who both went 0for. RB made 1 for the deserving win. RightkneePhat, formerly known as Oledave tried to break GLeague’s non-ankles and broke himself instead and has an appointment with knee doctor tomorrow afternoon. Thanks everyone for playing and see you from the sideline Sunday. Management
Sun, Sep 6, 2026 — Pretty Tired
8 players
1 partialFun day of Sunday Hoops for some, with Freshjosh winning another sticker. Boo Freshjosh. Everyone looked pretty tired by the end but took advantage of a double chalk day. Moody left without having a Modelo. Thanks for playing and see you Sunday.
Sun, Aug 30, 2026 — Just Watching
8 players
1 partialFree Throws
Fun day of Sunday Hoops for some. I appreciate you playing better than the last time I had to watch. WR I got the win, deserved the sticker on a good shooting day. FJ made a green line shot on demand, it was amazing. RB finally picked up a few chalk marks. Have a good week and see you Sunday unless I’m at the hospital again.
Sun, Aug 16, 2026 — Hot and Bothered
9 players
Fun day of hoops and thankful for the cloud cover. Oledave and Evenolderbob could have used a couple of more games. Omg i am sore…Speaking of sore, Freshjosh left without even changing out of his basketball shoes and I found his karate kid headband on the floor. Notably, RB left in a somber state without drinking a Modelo or taking a roady with him. He left with his head down and towel draped over his head to hide from media outlets in the area. Chris made a green line 🤦♂️and put Reggie’s shot on the roof, but was not available for a shootout with Moody so Moody with another sunday win. Boo Moody. Thanks everyone for playing and see you Sunday.
Sun, Aug 9, 2026 — So Many Hoopers
9 players
Crazy. I sent a recap this morning that nobody received. Wtf guess I’ll try again. Good day of hoops yesterday except for Moody winning again. Boo Moody. Good to see Steph, Cookies and Burt as well. Have a good week and see you Sunday. 🤷♂️
Sun, Jul 26, 2026 — Booyaa Bob
7 players
Congrats to CalcifiedBob for winning the sticker yesterday. Sorry i left you guys hanging with just six but at least you got x5. Insult to injury, my neck feels fine today 🤷♂️. NBA note, supposedly sixers are also picking up Kentavious Caldwell Pope in the next few days. Have a good week and see you Sunday.
Sun, Jul 19, 2026 — Chalk to Me
9 players
Good day of hoops yesterday and I’m thankful for the subs. Moody won the sticker and free throw contest so that’s annoying. Moody and RB also hit green line shots but Chris did not. Don’t know what to say about GLeague other than hope to never see all that again. Have a good week and see you Sunday.
Well it was hot and humid with the most water ever pouring out of us. Reggie kept ringing out his socks and weighed 98lbs when he left. Buckets with the Sunday win! GLeague and Regg qualified for green line competition and congrats to GLeague for doing a bunch of GLeague stuff as well. I had a blue line shot(pure) waived off on a bad call and we won anyway(embarrassing). "I am always in perfect rhythm and it is impossible for me to travel or double dribble and you can put that shit on the chalkboard " said ole dude in a fit of rage. Your honor can I plead temporary insanity and still put that quote on a tshirt? Hope everyone feels ok today from grueling hoops. See you Sunday.
Sun, Jun 28, 2026 — Sac Bros
9 players
Fun day of hoops even though crazy hot. RB gotta a second wind after his cull de sac buddy left and won the sticker, robbing poor Reece of the win, epic but dickish, I would certainly never do such a thing. GLeague made a roof shot and it was perfect. I blocked Freshjosh's hook shot and kept possession but then my teammates turned the ball over wtf. Thanks Chris for most of my chalk. Reggie gotta tattoo on the back of his head while in Toledo. Julie probably making him walk backwards now for the upgrade. Ok I'll stop. See you guys Sunday.










